似水年华

1) Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
2) Never miss a good chance to shut up.
3) One rain drop raises the sea.
4) If you did not have time to do it right the first time, how do you have time to do it twice?
5) "There is nothing to fear in waiting for the judgment and the raging fire that will consume the enemies of God."
~ Hebrews 10:27
6) "For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any double-edged sword, piercing even to the dividingasunder of soul and spirit, the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart."~ Hebrews 4:12
7) Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
8) "But they that wait upon the lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run and notbe weary; and they shall walk and not faint." ~ Isaiah 40:31
9) "When the unreal is taken for the real, then the real becomes unreal; where non-existence is taken for existence, thenexistence becomes non-existence..." ~ Tsao Hsueh-Chin, Dream of the Red Chamber
10) "In the future, will it be legal to poison, mutilate, or infect people, as long as you provide them with food, water, and spaceto die?" ~ Octavia Butler, Parable of the Sower
11) Letting opportunities pass you by leads to regret.
12) "Failure is just another way to do something right." ~Marian Edleman
13) If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
14) Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
15) If you tell the truth, you do not have to remember anything.
16) "You are... the one." ~The Matrix
17) You can't see what you believe can't be there.
18) "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best thing, and no good thing ever dies." ~Shawshank Redemption
19) Just because someone doesn't love you in the way you want, it doesn't mean that they don't love you with all that they have.
20) If you want to be a leader, find a parade and get in front of it.
21) Managers do what is right; Leaders do the right thing.
22) If it is to be, it will.
23) I am God's Hackey sack.
24) Time is the best teacher, unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
25) There are no "stupid" people, just "sub-par" people.
26) If you are not a part of the steamroller, you are a part of the road.
27) Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
28) If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire its courage but not its judgment.
29) The road less traveled is often less traveled for a reason.
30) The meaning of life is one thing... it will just dawn on you.
31) When it is true love, you simply just know... you feel it in your mind, heart, and soul.
32) Why do some people think I was born yesterday?
33) Why put off to tomorrow what you could have done yesterday?
34) A person's reach should not exceed his or her grasp; otherwise, what is heaven for?
35) When nature calls... answer it.
36) If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
37) In the long run, a pessimist may turn out to be right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
38) You don't need a parachute to skydive... you only need a parachute to skydive twice.
39) If you always do what you've always done, you'll always be what you've always been.
40) "Allow those you lead to lead when they feel the need." ~George MacKenzie, Orbiting the Giant Hairball
41) "You know we just don't recognize the most significant moments of our lives while they're happening.
Back then I thought, well, they'll be other days; I didn't realize that was the only day." ~Field of Dreams
42) People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
43) The hardest thing to do in this world is to live in it.
44) The equation of love is the true place to find reasoning in life.
45) "Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents and harmless as doves" ~ Mathew
46) When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
47) No need to wait until tomorrow, because everything is blowing up today.
48) It is not about answering the questions; it is about questioning the answers.
49) Stupidity is in the eye of the beer holder.
50) Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
51) "You have to expect stupid things from stupid people." ~Andrew Kirch
52) Always remember: you are unique, just like everyone else.
53) What we know is less important than what we do with what we know.
54) "It's not whether you'd die for someone, but rather how you'll live for that someone." ~Thomas Anglin
55) If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would be at the bottom to catch them.
56) "I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that won't work." ~Thomas Edison
57) Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
58) Kindness is loving people more than they deserve.
59) Love does not make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
60) "The Lord is on my side; I will not fear: what can man do unto me?" ~Psalms 118:6
61) Your heart often knows things before your mind does.
62) "What we do in life echoes in eternity." ~Gladiator
63) When the World says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
64) We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
65) Time is the fire in which we burn.
66) "Sometimes there are just not enough rocks." ~Forrest Gump
67) Sometimes I do what what I want to; the rest of the time I do what I have to.
68) It's not wanting what you want; it's wanting what you've got.
69) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
70) The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor touched but are felt in the heart.
71) Send God a knee-mail.
72) You know you love someone when you cannot put into words how they make you feel.
73) "When your heart is empty, your mind does not matter." ~Jerry McGuire
74) It is more important to do good than to feel good.
75) "This way is right because the other way is wrong." ~Ginny Cyrus
76) "If anything can go wrong, it will." ~Murphy's Law
77) "The task will expand to fit the time allotted." ~Somebody's Law
78) Start at the top and work your way up.
79) When faced without a challenge, make one.
80) Do it by the book, but be the author.
81) If it is worth doing, it has got to be done now.
82) If you can't win, change the rules. If you can't change the rules, ignore them.
83) "Baby, you're all that I want when you're lying here in my arms. Hard to believe we're in heaven..." ~ "Heaven"
84) "We're not getting older; everyone else is getting younger." ~Carey Winters
85) The faster I go, the more behind I get.
86) Commit to a pet… it's the easiest relationship you will ever have.
87) "If it is not memorable, it is forgettable." ~Arch Lustberg
88) You can't fatten a pig by weighing it.
89) "The first rats off of the ship are the best swimmers." ~ Hamel and Prahalad, Competing for the Future
90) "Pathbreaking is a lot more rewarding than benchmarking." ~ Hamel and Prahalad, Competing for the Future
91) "Land is a mystery to fish, and by the time a fish discovers land, it is usually too late—the poor creature's on a hook." ~ Hamel and Prahalad, Competing for the Future
92) "Much to learn you still have." ~ Yoda, Star Wars Episode II
93) Love is like learning to play the piano; first you learn to play by the rules, then you play with your heart.
94) Time is fatal.
95) Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
96) "Last night, as I lay in bed looking at the stars, I thought: Where the hell is the ceiling?" ~ Jay Leno
97) "I am a leader virtually, as well as in the real world." ~ Andrew Kirch
98) "As we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same." ~ Nelson Mandela
99) Being stupid should hurt.
100) "It takes an architect to build a house, but a jackass to knock one down... Don't be a Jackass." ~ OU Alumni, 2002 Commencement Speaker
101) "We should all be concerned about the future, because we will have to spend the rest of our lives there." ~Charles F. Kettering
102) Promise only what you can deliver, then deliver more than you can promise.
103) "You make the sale when the prospect understands that it will cost more to do nothing about the problem than to do something about it." ~Ben Feldman
104) "Do it late or do it wrong; Do it again." ~Dr. C. Michael Gray
105) "In business, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate" ~Chester L. Karrass
106) You can't ride two horses with one ass.
107) There is a difference betweenknowing the path and walking the path. ~ Morphius, The Matrix
108) What got us here won't necessarily get us there.
109) "Everyone has a 'moment of brilliance'." ~Andrew Kirch
110) "People who work too hard don't make anything." ~Gregory Peckham
111) An extraordinary person can never have an ordinary day. ~ " Magic Pie," by Oasis
112) The most important aspects of business are unknowable.
113) "There is no tomorrow; there wasn't one today." ~Groundhog Day
114) "It's not what you don't know that hurts you; it's what you know that ain't so." ~Mark Twain
115) If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.
116) "Take life seriously, but don't take yourself seriously" ~R.J. Lowery
117) Want what you have and you won't lose what you've got.
118) If you shoot for the stars, you might come down with a piece of the sky.
119) If a guy says something and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
120) "The harder you work the luckier you get." ~Albert Holloway
121) People are sheep! ~Brian Morris
122) Take it easy; if she's easy, take her twice.
123) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." ~ Lewis Grizzard
124) "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
~ Robin Williams
125) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." ~ Dave Barry
126) "I want to work with people who have forgotten more than I know." ~ David Poluszejko
127) A young man was asked by a woman to guess her age. "I have several ideas," he admitted with a smile, "the trouble is that I don't know whether to make it ten years younger because of your looks or ten years older because of your intelligence."
128) "It depends." ~ OU MBA Faculty
129) "There's always something more you could have said." ~ Brian Morris
130) "I ought to hang out with me more often." ~ Brian Morris
131) "Just because it's not an option does not mean it's not an option." ~ Dr. Zeke Sarikas
132) "Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it." ~ Henry David Thoreau
133) Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
134) When you run so fast to get somewhere, you miss half the fun of getting there.
135) A rich person is not the one who has the most things but is the one who needs the least.
136) Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
137) "If you don't know where you're going, you might end up somewhere else." ~ Casey Stengel
138) Everything ends badly; otherwise, it would not end.
139) Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you will help them become what they are capable of becoming. ~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
140) We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. ~ Norman MacFinan
141) The stars are very different when you look at them alone.
142) “Do we all need the air?” ~ Dr. Nanda Rangan
143) If you want to report a fire, you do not go to the Mayor.
144) Life is a contact sport; not playing is not an option.
145) “The best things in life are not things.” ~ Art Buchwald
146) "The world meets nobody half way." ~ Over the Top
147) "Three grand essentials to happiness in life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." ~ Joseph Addison
148) If beauty were but a dewdrop, you would be an ocean.
149) If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
150) Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
151) Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King. You 'treat me right' and I'll do 'it your way.'
152) "I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." ~ When Harry Met Sally
153) Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.
154) "The main thing is to know what the main thing is… The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing." ~ Les Frankfurt
155) “The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.” ~ Casey Stengel
156) It is true if you cannot prove it false.
157) "The rising tide raises all ships... unless your boat has a hole in it." ~ Dr. Will Lamb
158) "We do research to prove the obvious." ~ Dr. Catherine Axinn
159) When you walk through life's pastures, you are bound to step in manure; you can stand there and curse or you can look for the horse.
160) It doesn't matter how perfect a person is... only how perfect that person is for you.
161)You do not know the right answer until you risk taking a wrong one.
162) We do not remember our days... we remember our moments.
163) "Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead." ~ Chinese Proverb
164) "Do more than you are paid for. There are never any traffic jams on the extra mile." ~ Brian Tracy
165) A smile is a powerful weapon... you can even break ice with it.
166) "You cannot escape your destiny." ~ Obi Wan Kenobi
167) "A professional is someone who can do his best work when he does not feel like it." ~ Alistair Cooke
168) You can move to any country in the world, but you'll never be German, French, or Australian, but anyone can move here and become an American and be from the United States... That is the beauty of freedom.
169) The power of the wolf is in the pack; the power of the pack is in the wolf.
170) If it wasn't for the last minute, most things would not get done.
171) "Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do." ~ John Wooden
172) Do not pull a knife in a gunfight.
173) "You can put a rattlesnake on a rollercoaster, but you can't make it bake you a cake." ~ Dr. Phil
174) There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will.
175) Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
176) "Work like you don't need the money; dance like no one is watching; sing like no one is listening; love like you've never been hurt; and live everyday like it is your last." ~ Irish Proverb
177) "Everybody trips in life... it is how fast you get up that counts." ~ Driven
178) Men are proof that women can take a joke.
179) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
180) We have enough "youth"... how about a fountain of "smart"?
181) The prompt says, "Hit the 'any' key. Where's the 'any' key?!!?" ~ Homer Simpson
182) The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
183) What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
184) You don't need a plan if you can afford to fail.
185) "The essence of strategy is to have more force at the crucial point than the enemy." ~ Napolean
186) A principle tells you where to look... not what to see.
187) If you cannot makesplash, then do not make a ripple.
188) "To be average is to be the lowest of the good and the best of the bad. Who wants to be average?" ~ Earle Bruce
189) The most interesting people we meet seem to be the most interested in us.
190) Faith is knowing that when you step outof the light andinto the darkness of the unknown that one of two things shall happen: You will eitherbe given something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.
191) To spread word quickly, one can use the telegraph, telegram, or better yet, tell-a-woman.
192) Life is all about ass... either you're covering it, kissing it, kicking it, laughing it off, or trying to get it.
193) "Failure seldom stops you; what stops you is the fear of failure." ~ Jack Lemmon
194) Wear your learning like a pocket watch... keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours but give the time when you are asked.
195) The only thing fair in life is a ball hit between first and third.
196) "If a woman seesthe man isgood at something, it becomes the man's job forever." ~ Jim, According to Jim
197) "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."~ Douglas Adams
198) "Life is a continual realization of how foolish we were yesterday." ~ JM Finnian
199) Choose your love wisely and love your choice always.
200) The only people you need in your life are the ones that need you in theirs.
201) "Never set your limit before you begin." ~ Rebecca Toothman
202) "The past is only a guidepost... not a hitching post." ~ Thomas Holcroft
203) The biggest room in the world is the room for improvement.
204) Humans get bored with childhood, rush to grow up, and then long to be children again.
205) We lose our health to make money and then lose our money to restore our health.
206) Humans live as if they will never die and die as though have never lived.
207) Thinking anxiously about the future we forget the present such that we live in neither the present or the future.
208) What is done now is influenced by what you did then and will determine what you do when now is then.
209) Key to understanding women and men: Men need sex to feel close; women need to be close to feel sexual.
210) Women are like tornados... they scream when they're coming and take your house when they leave.
211) Why don't you be like a breast-fed baby and suck it up.
212) "To get'em listening, get'em laughing." ~ Allen Klein
213) “To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.” ~ Eva Young
214) “There is as much risk in doing nothing as in doing something.” ~ Trammell Crow
215) Do not resent growing old, many are denied the privilege.
216) Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter.
217) "You do not lead by hitting people over the head - that's assault, not leadership." ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower
218) “We don’t remain good if we don’t always strive to become better.” ~ Gottfried Keller
219) “Too many people value what they are not and undervalue what they are.” ~ Malcolm S. Forbes
220) “Our biggest mistake is to think we are working for someone else.” ~ Nashua Cavalier
221) “You may forget how you behaved when the going got tough but others won’t.” ~ Mark Burnett
222) Why is it called common sense, when very few people actually use it?
223) “If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you’ll never enjoy the sunshine.” ~ Morris West
224) “I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So, if I’m going to learn, I must do it by listening.” ~ Larry King
225) We would all be eighty percent more honest if we replaced “I don’t have time” with “I don’t make time.” ~ Rick Randell
226) ”Success is not counted by how high you have climbed but by how many you brought with you.” ~ Will Rose
227) ”In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.” ~ Warren Buffett
228) "No one lights a lamp and puts it in a place where it will be hidden." ~